Chinese Grandpa got run over by a Idiot Driver
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a dummy
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
He'd been drinkin' too much chinese tea
And we'd begged him not to go
But he'd left his medication
So he stumbled out the door into the infested sidewalk
When they found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the accident
There were tire prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' tire marks on his back
Grandpa got run over by a chinese woman
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a bitch
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now were all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' kung fu movies
Drinkin' chinese tea and playin' cards with cousin Yin Zhao
It's not Christmas without Grandpa
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his fortune cookies or send them back?
Grandpa got run over by a cunt drunkard driver
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as fucking slut
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of cat
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in Grandpa's pubic hair
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a woman who drives a cheap good-for-nothing car and plays with her pussy
Grandpa got run over by a smelly chinese lesbian cunt
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as the whore
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!
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Undertow 0 points2703 days ago
Regardless of the drivers gender it was a fuckin asshole who should have their reproductive glands destroyed so they can't create idiots like themselves
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Moonroof +3 points3303 days ago
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Reply Reportimbatman 0 points3238 days ago
Chinese Grandpa got run over by a Idiot DriverWalking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a dummy
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
He'd been drinkin' too much chinese tea
And we'd begged him not to go
But he'd left his medication
So he stumbled out the door into the infested sidewalk
When they found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the accident
There were tire prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' tire marks on his back
Grandpa got run over by a chinese woman
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a bitch
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now were all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' kung fu movies
Drinkin' chinese tea and playin' cards with cousin Yin Zhao
It's not Christmas without Grandpa
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his fortune cookies or send them back?
Grandpa got run over by a cunt drunkard driver
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as fucking slut
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of cat
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in Grandpa's pubic hair
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a woman who drives a cheap good-for-nothing car and plays with her pussy
Grandpa got run over by a smelly chinese lesbian cunt
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as the whore
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe! Reply Report
Undertow 0 points2703 days ago
Regardless of the drivers gender it was a fuckin asshole who should have their reproductive glands destroyed so they can't create idiots like themselves Reply ReportMadMax -2 points3303 days ago
Yeah right..and men cause no accidents at all..Fucking stone age mentality. Reply Report
PirateXL 0 points3303 days ago
Only when drunk, Russian, old or the all above... Reply ReportJay Bones -3 points3303 days ago
No surprise, this was a Japanese driver! Probably a woman also... Reply Report