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Telephone Lady Gaga+3 points427 days ago
Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing I have got no service in the club, you say, say? Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? You're breakin' up on me Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy K-kinda busy , k-kinda busy Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh You should've made some plans with me, you knew that I was free And now you won't stop callin' me, I'm kinda busy Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing I have got no service in the club, you say, say? (Say)Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? You're breakin' up on meSorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy (I'm kinda busy)K-kinda busy (I'm kinda busy), k-kinda busy (I'm kinda busy)Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busyJust a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play (Play)And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, ehYou should've made some plans with me, you knew that I was freeAnd now you won't stop callin' me, I'm kinda busy[Chorus: Lady Gaga]Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymoreI left my head and my heart on the dance floorStop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymoreI left my head and my heart on the dance floor[Post-Chorus: Lady Gaga]Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehStop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)I'm busy!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy)Stop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)[Refrain: Lady Gaga]Can call all you want but there's no one homeAnd you're not gonna reach my telephone (No)Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubAnd you're not gonna reach my telephone (No)Can call all you want but there's no one homeAnd you're not gonna reach my telephoneOut in the club and I'm sippin' that bubAnd you're not gonna reach my telephone[Verse 2: Beyonc]Boy, the way you blowin' up my phoneWon't make me leave no faster (Pu-put)Put my coat on faster (Le-leave)Leave my girls no fasterI should've left my phone at home'Cause this is a disasterCallin' like a collectorSorry, I cannot answer
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U SUCK+3 points427 days ago
The first to die is Barnabas, beheaded with a chainsaw. As soon as the beheading begins, a stream of blood comes out spraying from the victims neck. Barnabas goes down and ends up leaning against his nephews shoulder. The beheading, however, is not over yet and the executioner continues to cut with a chainsaw, also hurting the arm of Barnabas nephew.Then, its Felixs turn. He will die a slower death as he will be beheaded with a hunting knife. Although chainsaw beheading is bloodier and more effective, it allows a relatively quick death. Felix, on the other hand, agonizes for a long time before dying, trying to breathe from the wound on his neck and twitching from the pain.
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asshole re tightening service+3 points426 days ago
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Toasted Asshole123-3 points426 days ago
@asshole re tightening service Too late for this whore box cunt. Her asshole is toast.
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Treasure cunter+1 points427 days ago
If I had a whore like her I would shave my head bald cover myself in 10W-30 motor oil and slide my head up her ass for a good look. Who knows what treasures I might find in her cavernous shit pit.
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ride my scooter+1 points427 days ago
just how are you supposed to fuck an ass? I've fucked over two hundred women, and rarely do two different women like to be fucked the exact same way.
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For safety reasons I would recommend strapping a 2x4 to your butt before attempting to fuck her up the ass. This would prevent you from accidentally falling into her gaping ass cave getting lost in the darkness and having to wait until she shits you out.
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the seb +3 points427 days ago
might as well jack off to a pile of rotting garbage Reply ReportTelephone Lady Gaga +3 points427 days ago
Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing I have got no service in the club, you say, say? Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? You're breakin' up on me Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy K-kinda busy , k-kinda busy Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh You should've made some plans with me, you knew that I was free And now you won't stop callin' me, I'm kinda busy Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing I have got no service in the club, you say, say? (Say)Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? You're breakin' up on meSorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy (I'm kinda busy)K-kinda busy (I'm kinda busy), k-kinda busy (I'm kinda busy)Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busyJust a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play (Play)And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, ehYou should've made some plans with me, you knew that I was freeAnd now you won't stop callin' me, I'm kinda busy[Chorus: Lady Gaga]Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymoreI left my head and my heart on the dance floorStop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymoreI left my head and my heart on the dance floor[Post-Chorus: Lady Gaga]Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehStop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)I'm busy!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy)Stop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)[Refrain: Lady Gaga]Can call all you want but there's no one homeAnd you're not gonna reach my telephone (No)Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubAnd you're not gonna reach my telephone (No)Can call all you want but there's no one homeAnd you're not gonna reach my telephoneOut in the club and I'm sippin' that bubAnd you're not gonna reach my telephone[Verse 2: Beyonc]Boy, the way you blowin' up my phoneWon't make me leave no faster (Pu-put)Put my coat on faster (Le-leave)Leave my girls no fasterI should've left my phone at home'Cause this is a disasterCallin' like a collectorSorry, I cannot answer Reply ReportU SUCK +3 points427 days ago
The first to die is Barnabas, beheaded with a chainsaw. As soon as the beheading begins, a stream of blood comes out spraying from the victims neck. Barnabas goes down and ends up leaning against his nephews shoulder. The beheading, however, is not over yet and the executioner continues to cut with a chainsaw, also hurting the arm of Barnabas nephew.Then, its Felixs turn. He will die a slower death as he will be beheaded with a hunting knife. Although chainsaw beheading is bloodier and more effective, it allows a relatively quick death. Felix, on the other hand, agonizes for a long time before dying, trying to breathe from the wound on his neck and twitching from the pain. Reply Reportasshole re tightening service +3 points426 days ago
the ANAL REJUVENATION procedure will work wonders. An anal reconstruction procedure designed to spruce up the anus, the ANAL REJUVENATION treatment will give your anal muscles back their elasticity, shape, and strength; allowing you to live a life of quality. Reply ReportToasted Asshole123 -3 points426 days ago
@asshole re tightening service Too late for this whore box cunt. Her asshole is toast. Reply ReportTreasure cunter +1 points427 days ago
If I had a whore like her I would shave my head bald cover myself in 10W-30 motor oil and slide my head up her ass for a good look. Who knows what treasures I might find in her cavernous shit pit. Reply Reportride my scooter +1 points427 days ago
just how are you supposed to fuck an ass? I've fucked over two hundred women, and rarely do two different women like to be fucked the exact same way. Reply Reportbigblackmob +1 points425 days ago
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For safety reasons I would recommend strapping a 2x4 to your butt before attempting to fuck her up the ass. This would prevent you from accidentally falling into her gaping ass cave getting lost in the darkness and having to wait until she shits you out. Reply ReportGwn_simmie -1 points425 days ago
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