[ l l l Hidden Leaf l l l ]+11 points3303 days ago
Reminds me of Doofy, from the Scary Movie series
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Officer Doofy+10 points3303 days ago
Don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!
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DysonLover+7 points3303 days ago
Holy shit, that's a new fetish! Should we call it Vacophilia?
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bad joke incoming +6 points3303 days ago
Really? Having to resort to fucking your vacuum? Wow your life must "suck"......
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ace+5 points3298 days ago
I did that at a car wash one time. There was nobody around when I started, about halfway through I was startled by a woman behind me on a bicycle, I don't know how long she was watching, I didn't hear her from the noise of the vacuum, so I pulled my dick out of the hose embarrassed from her seeing me. She said ''Does that hurt your dick''? I said ''No it feels good''. She said ''How close are you to cumming''? I told her I was real close to cumming. She said ''Can I finish you off with my hand''? I said ''absolutely''. She put her hand around my dick which was going soft, but with a few strokes of her hand started getting hard again. Soon she was jacking me off with both hands until I shot cum about three feet into the air !!!!
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skooma 0 points441 days ago
@ace I would bet both of my eyeballs and all of my limbs that shit never happened
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Realy nigga? Reply ReportWilltPhil10 +13 points3303 days ago
At least it swallowed. Reply Report[ l l l Hidden Leaf l l l ] +11 points3303 days ago
Reminds me of Doofy, from the Scary Movie series Reply ReportOfficer Doofy +10 points3303 days ago
Don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! Reply ReportDysonLover +7 points3303 days ago
Holy shit, that's a new fetish! Should we call it Vacophilia? Reply Reportbad joke incoming +6 points3303 days ago
Really? Having to resort to fucking your vacuum? Wow your life must "suck"...... Reply Reportace +5 points3298 days ago
I did that at a car wash one time. There was nobody around when I started, about halfway through I was startled by a woman behind me on a bicycle, I don't know how long she was watching, I didn't hear her from the noise of the vacuum, so I pulled my dick out of the hose embarrassed from her seeing me. She said ''Does that hurt your dick''? I said ''No it feels good''. She said ''How close are you to cumming''? I told her I was real close to cumming. She said ''Can I finish you off with my hand''? I said ''absolutely''. She put her hand around my dick which was going soft, but with a few strokes of her hand started getting hard again. Soon she was jacking me off with both hands until I shot cum about three feet into the air !!!! Reply Reportskooma 0 points441 days ago
@ace I would bet both of my eyeballs and all of my limbs that shit never happened Reply ReportAndy Biersack +2 points1317 days ago
@ace Bruh. Reply Reportblanston +3 points3303 days ago
too funny Reply Reportrobb2012 +3 points3303 days ago
That's kinda cool, your really exploring the world lol. Did you cum? Reply ReportCanaryFucktard +3 points3303 days ago
Im....actualy amazed Reply Reportabc lover +3 points3303 days ago
Why do I suddenly wish I was a vacuum cleaner Reply ReportLOL +3 points3302 days ago
Next.. He'll be fucking his fans . Reply Reportkrauti +2 points3303 days ago
i'm literally started crying from laugh from start till end Reply Reportnap +2 points3303 days ago
This is some crazy shit Reply Reportodesit +1 points3301 days ago
ahahahaha!!!! Reply ReportKittycat 0 points3229 days ago
At this point I don't know what's going on and I'm too afraid to ask. Reply ReportT Dawg 0 points3303 days ago
What if his dick got sucked in Reply Reportpornaddictguy420 0 points3303 days ago
nice maybe i should try it looks pretty good haha Reply Reportguest 0 points3303 days ago
I wish he hit the fan on the inside Reply ReportKim Jung 0 points3303 days ago
This sucks, Reply Reporthmm 0 points3303 days ago
this is pretty sad lawl haha Reply Reporto_o 0 points3303 days ago
That's... New. Reply ReportWowzer 0 points3302 days ago
And i thought i was a waste of space shit! Thanks Heavy-R for making me feel better. Reply Reportprecumdaddy 0 points3293 days ago
vacuum cleaners don't do anything for me...must be a better way Reply Reportfgadga 0 points2818 days ago
Don't knock it until you've tried it. That sucking feel is insane! Reply Reportingomat 0 points2874 days ago
Noisy little bitch - guess she suck like a tornado Reply ReportBabaYorgun 0 points1850 days ago
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Well, vacuums ARE known for their suction after all. Reply ReportMoe Lester 0 points1249 days ago
Im curious about what this guys neighbors thought. Reply ReportHard Haed 0 points755 days ago
He gave that Vac a Creampie! Reply Reportwhat the -1 points3303 days ago
some people should not be allowed to have children Reply Reportsloppyfinish +1 points3301 days ago
At this rate he won't be having any! From the looks of it he's not getting any ladies. Lol Reply Report