The Drunkard Slut got run over by a fast moving car
Walking home from our topless Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as The Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much Sam Adams Utopias
And we'd begged the bitch not to go.
But she forgot her antidepressant medication,
And she staggered out the door into the cold.
When they found her with her but sticking up one morning,
At the scene of the attack.
She had tire tracks on her forehead,
And incriminating razor blades marks on her back.
The Drunkard Whore got run over by a speeding car,
Walking home from our titty Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as The Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without the Drunkard Bitch.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (send them back!)
The Drunkard Bitch got run over by a car,
Walking home from our Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as the Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in the Bitches wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
"Better watch out for the Drunkard Bitch."
They should never give a license,
To a stupid bitch who walks on high heels and plays with her beer.
The Drunkard Bitch got run over by a fast moving car,
Walking home from our Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as The Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
stupid girl, o sinal estava verde para o motorista, garota estupida. tem que se fuder mesmo
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Rac 0 points3961 days ago
Poor driver...He now have her on soul, beause of her stupidity.
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user01 0 points2538 days ago
looks like her neck was broken coming down out of the flip as she hit the ground...possibly survivable with a major concussion and a few broken bones..not sure
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hinagika +4 points4046 days ago
what a waste ...... the beer.... :3 Reply ReportChink Nigger Paki +3 points4046 days ago
Maybe it wasn't a beer. Perhaps it was a Coke Zero or a Kokanee. Reply Reportdirk +3 points4009 days ago
stupid cunt runs in middle of street without lookin holding a can of some drink lol she looked cute..poor girl i guess Reply ReportIjustwentthere +3 points3917 days ago
Face down ass up, thats the way we like to fuck! Reply Reportheavyghost +2 points3935 days ago
You got knocked the fuck out bitch!!!! Reply Reportimbatman +2 points3807 days ago
The Drunkard Slut got run over by a fast moving carWalking home from our topless Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as The Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much Sam Adams Utopias
And we'd begged the bitch not to go.
But she forgot her antidepressant medication,
And she staggered out the door into the cold.
When they found her with her but sticking up one morning,
At the scene of the attack.
She had tire tracks on her forehead,
And incriminating razor blades marks on her back.
The Drunkard Whore got run over by a speeding car,
Walking home from our titty Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as The Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without the Drunkard Bitch.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (send them back!)
The Drunkard Bitch got run over by a car,
Walking home from our Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as the Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in the Bitches wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
"Better watch out for the Drunkard Bitch."
They should never give a license,
To a stupid bitch who walks on high heels and plays with her beer.
The Drunkard Bitch got run over by a fast moving car,
Walking home from our Bar on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as The Reaper,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
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c +1 points4046 days ago
"yeahyeahyeah" Reply ReportPriorities +1 points3745 days ago
I'm more concerned about the spilled beverage than the statistic on the pavement. Reply Reportcharlie +1 points3740 days ago
Red bull gives you wings :) Reply Reportigor fuckoff 0 points4046 days ago
someone should go fuck her asshole will it's still warm Reply ReportSam Green 0 points4045 days ago
Death comes to us all! Reply Reportkiller 0 points3989 days ago
stupid girl, o sinal estava verde para o motorista, garota estupida. tem que se fuder mesmo Reply ReportRac 0 points3961 days ago
Poor driver...He now have her on soul, beause of her stupidity. Reply Reportuser01 0 points2538 days ago
looks like her neck was broken coming down out of the flip as she hit the ground...possibly survivable with a major concussion and a few broken bones..not sure Reply ReportMercy 0 points2285 days ago
~Heroes never die! Reply ReportIdontgiveafuck! 0 points678 days ago
Stupid girl, too fuckin bad, if she's dies she dies! Reply ReportDr.Jekyll 0 points612 days ago
Some ibuprofen and a heating pad and she will be up and running in no time Reply ReportJoss -3 points4046 days ago
well done =) Reply Report